Classic Naija Joke: Haba! Oga Akin!!!

Posted on 19/02/2011


Akin works hard at the office but spends two nights each week working out at the gym, and playing golf every Saturday and Sunday.
His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she chooses to surprise him decides to take him to a very popular strip club.

The bouncer at the club greets them as they arrive, saying, “Hey, Oga Akin, I dey hail oh! How today go be now?”

His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before.

“Oh no, never,” says Akin, “we just work out together at the gym.”

When they are seated, a waitress asks Akin if he’d like his usual, and brings over a bottle of chilled Gulder lager.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, “How did she know that you drink Gulder?”

Akin replied, “I don’t know, but I think I now recognize her…yes, she’s the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Gulder at the end of the first nine holes, honey.”

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Akin, starts to rub herself all over him and says, “Hi Akins, want your usual table dance, big boy?’

Akin’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms straight out of the club!

Akin follows and spots her getting into a taxi. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4-letter word in the book.

Just then the Taxi Driver turns around and says,

‘Haba! Oga Akin, This one wey you pick today na real fire o!

Oga Akin needs all our prayers, y’all. He’s presently at the intensive care unit at LUTH!

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